…the future of Pizza (X)
YAS YAS YAS YAS YAS.
I hope all food is ordered this way in the future
OR - avant garde dance performance?
From now on, I’ll no longer use the phrase
"running around like a chicken with its head cut off."
Instead I’ll stick with ”running around like a baby ostrich”
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I’M DOING
IKR WHY ARE WE IN SOMEONE’S LIVING ROOM
WHY DO WE HAVE THESE WINGS
My mom is a travel agent and I can confirm that people are legitimately this stupid when it comes to travel.
"It took us 9 hours to get home to England but the Americans only took 3 hours this is unfair" OH YES LET ME JUST REARRANGE THE GEOGRAPHY OF THE FUCKING PLANET FOR YOU SIR TERRIBLY SORRY
Whenever I think “oh this is the funniest one” I read the next one and I just can’t
This makes me laugh so fucking hard every time.
Inspired by the many complaints i’ve received of older Lilo’s resemblance to Nani.
I can’t express enough my love for this.
OMG i couldn’t figure out why Eugene was hiding and then it hit me.
Omg I’m dying this is so cute! This little girl recreates celebrity outfits with construction paper and tape!
That little girl is going places
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
Is the all caps letters a dad thing? Cause i have never seen a dad not do that.
wait oh my god that’s true fuck
"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"
I love this?
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